The McRib

Have you heard the biblical story of how women were created?

We were an afterthought. It’s the original which came first the chicken or the egg scenario.

Genesis 2:18 And the LORD God said, it is not good that the man should be alone; I will make a help meet for him.

Before he made Eve he made ALL the animals first and then Adam named them. Eve wasn’t even the second creation. ALL the animals came before her. This was all on the 6^th day which is 6000 years since 1 day for us is a 1000 for God.

Now knowing that there is absolutely no way a man can have a child without a female body to carry it, we are supposed to believe that a woman was conceived of a man, for a man.

Sounds like some patriarchal bullshit to me.

If God knows everything, why didn’t he create both sexes at the same time. Are we supposed to believe that the plan was one man from the start until he saw it wasn’t good for him to be alone. Was there no plan to create other beings until Adam got lonely? Cause how would you do that?

I know everyone and their stepbrother will have an opinion about this but not a single one of you knows the answer. You will go all in on proving the bible with the bible but that is no more proof than a Winnie the Pooh book is proof that some bears wear shirts. 

I will say that looking at this whole thing, it becomes clear that it is just another lie made up to make men more important than women. It’s kinda sad when you think about how desperate people are to make men the center of the universe. Women are the creators of life for both male and female. Let’s get it straight, there would be no world if there were no women.  

The effin' end.